SYDNEY CROSKERY
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* Photo Credit: Joshua White

Bed: Flying Alarm Clock, Peaceful Progression Wakeup Clock, Digital Picture Frame weather station, 12-Drawer Base and Platform Queen with all Accessories, Create a King- Twin Bed Converter, Queen Storage Bed with Headboard and Cubbie Bench, Superior Comfort Bed Lounger with Superior Comfort Knee Pillow, Flickering Remote Control Battery Wax Candle- Set of 3, Sugar Mold Votive Case with candles and glass inserts, Alarm Clock and Sound Machine, Cool or Heat Sleeping Pad, Bedtime Dual Flex Lamp, Memory Foam Bed- Memory Foam Pillow, Memory Foam Bed- Queen, Portable Mood Light, Massage Lounger, Stress Eraser, PupStep Plus, The Pet Staircase 3 step, The Pet Staircase 4 step, The Pet Staircase 5 step, Pet Ramp and Staircase 2 step, The Pet Staircase 6 step, Believe/Ask/Trust/Receive Pillowcase, Comfort U-Pillow, Relax and Nap Pillow, Delux Leg Support Pillow, Memory Foam Relax and Nap Pillow, Phi-ton Pillows, Sleep Sound Generator, heavenly hands back massager, Personalized couples pillow, Faux Wood Log Pillow, USB Heat Powered Slippers, My-Beating-Heart-Relaxation Pillow, Farting Teddy Bear with Remote Control, Air Purifier, Room Vaporizer, Portable Air Conditioner, Sonic Boom Heart Shape Alarm Clock, Portable Night Light, Lion U-Shaped Neck Pillow, Ico Pillows in Copyright, Believe Pillow, Breath Pillow, Modesto Pillow, SMS Pillow, Fiction Pillow
24" x 19"
Graphite on Paper



LESS IS LESS

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Kitchen: : Margaritaville DM1000 Frozen, Margaritaville DM1000 Frozen, Nostalgia Electrics HSB-590 Margarator Margarita Machine - Stainless Steel, Cuisinart Ice Cream Maker, Double-Walled Beverage Tub and Ice Bucket, Stainless Steel Portable Ice Maker with LCD Panel, Lil Chill Shot Machine, Mini Tap Beer Machine, Water Purifyer, Rat Zapper, Zapper Ultra, Electronic Helminthes Pest Repellant Machine, Margaritaville Tahiti Frozen Drink Machine, HydraCoach Fitness Intelligent Water Bottle, Picnic-Plus-Endeavor-2-Person-Backpack-Picnic-set, Marshmallow Machine Gun, 6 pc Toaster Oven, Wine of the Month Club and Book, Nostalgia Electrics™ BCD-332 3-Station Buffet Server & Warming Tray™, Nostalgia Electrics™ RSM-650 Retro Series™ Slushee Machine-200x200, Double Walled Ice Bucket, Electric Paper Towel Dispenser, Nano Antibacterial Wand, Vacum Sealer, Donut-Omatic Donut Maker, Coffee Pod Maker, Hollywood Cookie Diet, Indoor Herb Machine and Grower, 5 Gallon Water Bottle Rack, Mail Sorter and Phone Charger, Electric Bank, Hot Dog Stand, PopCorn Stand, Snow-Cone Station, NuWave 14 Infared Oven, Motorized Cooler Scooter, LifeSize 5ft. Bronze Standing Chef Sculpture, Cowboy Breakfast Gun Shaped Egg Fryer, Tito Chihuahua Taco Holder, Nostalgia Electrics™ RSM-650 Retro Series™ Slushee Machine, Bron-Couckev Raclette Cheese Melter, Corn Dog Fryer, Fry Daddy Machine, Montel Williams Health Master, 3 Flat Screen TVs, Chocolate Fondue Fountain, Corn Dog Fryer, Touch Free Sensor Garbage Cans in assorted Sized, Electric Iced Tea Brewer, Indoor Plant Grower, 4 Pizza Electric Mini Pizza Dome, Picnic Basket with Bag, Pizza Slicer Scissors, Café Chairs, Trompe L’oiel World Globe Alcohol Holder, Recipe Holder, Assorted Rolling Kitchen Carts, Giant Cupcake Cake Pan, Waffle Maker, Meat Grinder, Cuisinart, Personalized Bun Warmer, Microwave Bacon Holder
18" x 9"
Acrylic on Linen




*Photo Credit: Joshua White

Booze: Lil Shot Chiller, Electric Martini Shaker, Martini, Bottle of Grey Goose, Bottle of Jack Daniels, Beer Towers (2), Crown Royal, Daiquiri Machine, Daiquiri, Mini Keg, Six Shot Dispenser, Stack of Shot Glasses, Electric Wine Opener, Absolute Vodka, Electric Citrus Squeezer, Bottle of Wine, Margarita Machine, 3-Flavor Margarita Machine, Bottle of Champagne, Makers Mark, Smirnoff Vodka, Power Strip
52" x 54"
Graphite on Paper



*Photo Credit: Joshua White

Chargers
36" x 31"
Graphite on Paper




Cotton Balls: Small, Medium, Large, Jumbo, Pastel, Pad and QTip
8" x 14"
Oil on Linen





Exercise Equiptment: Ab Doer Extreme exercise equipment, Ab Lounge XL, Ab Roller, Body Commander Body Building Apparatus, Bowflex, Bremshey Cardio Controller, Eclipse 1000HR, EU6441A, Gazelle Edge1 Elliptical, Horizontal Ab Exercise Machine, LATERAL BALANCE STEPPER , Nordictrack Exercise Equipment, Outdoor Fitness Exercise Equipment YY 9317, Outdoor Fitness Exercise Equipment YY 9336, Outdoor Fitness Exercise Equipment YY 9337 , Quantum BodyFit Vibration Plate, Slimming Walker Exercise Equipment, SportStep, Total Gym, Treadmill, Twist and Shape Exercise Stepper
15" x 12"
Acrylic and Oil on Linen



I have chosen to show a bunch of paintings in process. Sometimes the work takes a while, and I work on many simulataneously. Here are some I am working on...

Alarm Clocks (IN PROCESS):Hatching Chick Alarm Clock, ATM Piggy Bank and Alarm Clock, Marble Cherubs Clock, Atomic Alarm Weatherman Clock, Steelers NFL Scoreboard Weather and Alarm Clock, Moving Gears Clock, Dragons Time Clock, Wii Ultimate PowerStation and Clock, Sonic Boom Heart Clock in Pink and Blue, Tennis Ball Alarm Clock, Sunrise Progression Alarm clock, Sonic Shaker Shaking Alarm Clock, Rubik’s Cube Alarm Clock, Dynamite Highly Alarming Alarm Clock, Flying Alarm Click, Cube Numbers LED Alarm Clock, Fire Bell Alarm Clock, MP3 Old Fashioned Ringing Alarm Clock, Eiffel Tower Clock, Drum Set Clock, Funny Monkey Alarm Face Clock, Giant SFE LED Wall Alarm Clock, Soliel Alarm Clock, Voice Interactive Alarm Clock, Civilized Butler Alarm Clock, Rolling Robot Alarm Clock, Global Atomic Alarm Clock, Mini Time Travel Alarm Clock, Bedside Table Projection Alarm Clock, Wake To Weather Alarm Clock, Plug-In Nightlight Clock with Outlet, Chirping Bird Alarm Clock
60" x 48"
Acrylic on Canvas




Fountains (IN PROCESS): Outdoor Stone Fountain, Falling Water Fountain, Colorful Frog Fountain, Modern Desk Fountain, Alpine Courtyard Mini Fountain, Bamboo Fountain, Bonsai Table Fountain, Buddha Fountain, Forest Fairy Table Fountain, Acorn Fountain, Gnomes Fountain, Lighted Fairy Fountain, Memorial Angel Fountain, Sleek Fountain, Solar Fountain, Trickling Leaves Fountain
8" x 10"
Acrylic and Oil on Linen over Wood





Art (IN PROCESS)
82" x 60"
Acrylic on Canvas





Inflateables (IN PROCESS): Strawberry Shortcake baby boat, jolly Roger PT400, water park slide, Giant Ducky Rideable, Fireboat Squirter, Giant Swan Rideable, Big Boss Water Log Noodle, Giant Inflatable Cockroach, 15ft. Inflatable Iceberg, R2D2 inflatable drink server, EverEarth PVC-Free Inflatable Elephant, Floating Pool Lounger, Aeromax F-35 Fighter Jet Inflatable Pool Toy, Inflatable Ring toss octopus game, Double Raft Lounger, Inflatable Mace, Inflatable Caveman Club, Inflatable Tommy Gun, Inflatable Killer Whale, Inflatable Lamb, BeachFun Inflatable Island, Giant Pretzel Inflatable Float Raft Swimming Pool Fun, Strawberry Inflatable Surfboard, Inflatable Turtle, Inflatable Beach Ball, The Jet Ski Racer Inflatable Pool toy, Inflatable Curley Noodle, Intex Sun Set Kids Pool, Inflatable Dinosaur
120" x 72"
Acrylic on Canvas




Fruit and Vegetable (IN PROCESS): Fun Fruit Banana Slicer, Grip-EZ Fruit Melon Slicer, Ultrasonic Fruit and Vegetable Washer VGT6, Not Seen on TV Potato Peeler, Simply Slice Strawberry Slicer, As Seen on TV Hot Easy Fast Pineapple Peeler Slicer & Corer, As seen on TV Easy Peel Gloves, Sur La Table Avocado Slicer, Amco Tomato Slicer, Apple Peeler, MiniVeg Disinfector, Peel-O-Matic Fruit Peeler, Fruit and Vegetables Sterilizer RH-618b-431, As Seen on TV Corn Kerneler, Mushroom Slicer, Vegetable Washer ZA QXI
48" x 36"
Acrylic and Oil on Canvas